Disney Utilidork’s Reviews

The Disney Park Bench
Published on October 12, 2021

On these pages, you’ll find a collection of reviews of Disney movies, games, and merchandise of all kinds. Here are our ratings and what they mean:

★ = Absolute rubbish
★★ = Mediocre
★★★ = Good, but flawed
★★★★ = Great quality/Highly entertaining
★★★★★ = Practically perfect in every way

We do not rate anything lower than one star or higher than five. A half-star may be added if we feel it deserves a little extra credit for whatever reason, but not enough to warrant another whole star rating.

NOTE: Some links in these pages may not be clickable, but will be available in the future.

If you’re looking for a particular piece of media and don’t know what section it would be in, you can use the search bar below to try to find it:

Disney Movies

DisneyToon and Direct-to-Video Movies

Franchise Movies

Tangential Movies


Games


Merchandise

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